You Give Me The HeebieJeebies

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

bard-of-time-will-be-late:

mori-ar-ti:

my mom was playing world of warcraft and someone said “fuck off” and she said “such language” and the next person said “very swear” and the next said “much offensive” and basically my mom started crying and blamed me

WoW.

Did you just

laptopped:

*accidently has crush on someone 193739 miles away*

me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

butteredtopcorn:

jakemalik:

true friendship test: call your friend at midnight and ask if they want to go to mcdonalds

[Australian bonding call of “MACCAS RUUUUUUUN”]

zamii070:

chingyshinji:

I almost bought this for $5 at the dollar store

DO IT AND SEND IT TO ME

glifcker:

Opening up amnesia

glifcker:

Opening up amnesia

The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

kimpissible:

when your mom says no to mcdonalds

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